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Kalashnikashmir – The Armed Luxury Statement Piece

€4,500.00
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Yes, those are AK-47s.
No, we’re not sorry.
A bold reinterpretation of traditional Afghan war rugs, this piece features weapon motifs rendered in lush, ethically sourced materials you can feel good about – while sitting on imagery you probably shouldn't.

Art meets irony. Irony meets profit. You meet judgment.

Includes: Certificate of Authentic Guilt™ and a QR code linking to a history podcast you’ll never finish.

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Yes, those are AK-47s.
No, we’re not sorry.
A bold reinterpretation of traditional Afghan war rugs, this piece features weapon motifs rendered in lush, ethically sourced materials you can feel good about – while sitting on imagery you probably shouldn't.

Art meets irony. Irony meets profit. You meet judgment.

Includes: Certificate of Authentic Guilt™ and a QR code linking to a history podcast you’ll never finish.

Yes, those are AK-47s.
No, we’re not sorry.
A bold reinterpretation of traditional Afghan war rugs, this piece features weapon motifs rendered in lush, ethically sourced materials you can feel good about – while sitting on imagery you probably shouldn't.

Art meets irony. Irony meets profit. You meet judgment.

Includes: Certificate of Authentic Guilt™ and a QR code linking to a history podcast you’ll never finish.

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